The Resume.

     RESUME

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone:  Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and  Jesus

  Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord. I've sent you my resume because I'm  seeking the top  management position in  your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my  resume.

Qualifications   

• I founded the earth and  established the heavens (See Proverbs 3:19).  
  
• I formed man from the dust  of the ground (See Genesis 2:7).  
  
• I breathed into man the  breath of life (See Genesis 2:7).  
  
• I redeemed man from the  curse of the law (See Galatians 3:13).   
  
• The blessings of the  Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me (See  Galatians 3:14).  
  

Occupational  Background  

• I've only had one employer  (See Luke 2:49).  
  
• I've never been tardy,  absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.  
  
• My employer has nothing but  rave reviews for me (See Matthew 3:15-17).
  

Skills Work  Experiences  

• Some of my skills and work  experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more,  healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing  the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty  them that are bruised (See Luke 4:18).
  
• I am a Wonderful Counselor,  (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and  shall not fear evil (See Proverbs 1:33).   
  
• Most importantly, I have  the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins  (See I John 1:7-9).  
  

Educational  Background  

• I encompass the entire  breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (See  Proverbs 2:6).  
  
• In me are hidden all of the  treasures of wisdom and knowledge (See Colossians  2:3).  
  
• My Word is so powerful; it  has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and  a light unto your path (See Psalms 119:105).  
  
• I can even tell you all of  the secrets of your heart (See Psalms 44:21).
  

Major  Accomplishments  

• I was an active participant  in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (See Genesis  1:26).  
  
• I laid down my life so that  you may live (See II Corinthians 5:15).   
  
• I defeated the archenemy of  God and mankind and made a show of them openly (See Colossians  2:15).  
  
• I've miraculously fed the  poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!  
  
• There are many more major  accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on  my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't  need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.  
  

References

• Believers and followers  worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation,  deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural  guidance.  
  

In Summation
Now that you've  read my resume, I feel confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely  qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I  will properly direct your paths (See Proverbs 3:5-6) and lead you into  everlasting life (See John 6:47). When can I  start? Time is of the essence! (See Hebrews 3:15).

.....I recieved this in an email, and it says it all! Amen.