Friday, November 17, 2006

The bath tub

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether
or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."


"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

Did You Pass? Or do you want the bed next to mine?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh dear guess i need the bed next to the window then lol!!! xx nicky xx
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Anonymous said...

Lol, good one!

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Anonymous said...

I will take the bed next to yours, I miss our late night chats, so it will be like old times. lol
Rhonda

Anonymous said...

That is a good one,
Kelli
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Anonymous said...

Seen it before, think I have it in my archives. LOL
Have a good day.
Hugs, Sugar

Anonymous said...

um as long as i cna have the bed by the window

Anonymous said...

Oh dearie me lol

Anonymous said...

can I have the bed by the window lol Vicky

Anonymous said...

I think i need that bed most...lol.

Astra!