Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations
DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends
7 comments:
What ya like haaaaaaaaaaaaa ROFL.Take care God Bless.
Astoriasand http://journals.aol.co.uk/astoriasand/MYSIMPLERHYMES
Matt Groening (creator of The Simpsons) once drew a cartoon of two very old people in rocking chairs and theywere all tattooed and pierced. One of them says to the other: "I see you were and idiot in the 90's too." LOL
Russ
Funny, very funny, kinda sad, but we must laugh or we cry, right?
At least you've kept your sense of humor, don't let it ever get away!
Merry
exactly why I dont waer short shorts lol
Those are so true. Tine Turner once said that if you can remember when mini skirts were in style the first time, then you should not be wearing them when they come back in style! LOL
Kelli
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Hi Lisa,
I enjoyed!
Wishing you a nice day.
Love,
Donna
Lisa, those are too funny !!!!!!!!!! Hugs Lisa
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