~Funnies!~

~Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

~What disease did cured ham actually have?

~How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

~Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

~Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

~Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

~Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

~Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

~Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

~If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

~Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

~If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

~If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

~Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

~Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

~Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

~Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Tags: Funnies :o)