~ On-board flight conversation ~

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard
that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow
passenger.


'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?''Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear
power?''OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But
let
me ask you a question first.


A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?'


The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified
to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know crap?'

Tags: LOL, A Funny!