Monday, July 9, 2007

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.



sent to me by my Uncle.



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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

yup that is funny

Anonymous said...

ROFLOL  love it!
Sug

Anonymous said...

cute! i love you!
lj

Anonymous said...

Thats just about right Lisa LOL! very funny Haaaaa .Hope you are well and have a lovely Monday. Take Care God Bless KATH
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Anonymous said...

lol pretty good
hugs
d

Anonymous said...

lmao, i really loved this one. (((((((hugs)))))
Love ya,
Cindy

Anonymous said...

that is cute!
Kelli
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Anonymous said...

LMAO.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!  But it's the truth.
Hugs,
D