Saturday, July 14, 2007

Little Johnny!


Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"



Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"



 


Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?






sent to me by my great aunt.


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL. :D
Have a good weekend.
Sug

Anonymous said...

too funny

Anonymous said...

Haaaaa I love the real things kids say they are so funny and so are these jokes too Thanx for sharing them LISA I hope you have a lovely Saturday.Take Care God Bless KATH
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Anonymous said...

i always loved little johnny jokes.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i liked that one!
XO lj

Anonymous said...

LMAO, the last one got me, lol. Love it. ((((((hugs))))))
Cindy