The Mirror....! :o)

There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*

 

 

Blonde Cousin Ellie is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed
up. When she got married, her husband bought her one of those fancy,
electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.

Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug
it in, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.

A few weeks later, Ellie was back in the store, and Riley asked her how
she like the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" she replied. "However, there IS one thing I don't understand.
Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"

                          ( I have often wondered that, myself)...hmmmmm M.

 

Tags: Jokes, Laugh! :o)