Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark.  
One:  Don't miss the boat.
Two:  Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three:  Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four:  Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five:  Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six:   Build your future on high ground.
Seven:  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.  
Eight:  Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine:  When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten:   Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven:  No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.