Monday, January 7, 2008

Hate YOUR Job?

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!


 



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6 comments:

malagutigrrl said...

OMG!  I want to visit them.  I wonder if Johnson and Johnson give tours?  I'm sure they do but I bet they don't take you through the testing department!

sugarsweet056 said...

ROFLOL!
Sug

cherry2sweet2eat said...

lol

emabecmar said...

lmao, ewwwwww. Loved this. (((((hugs)))))))
Love,
Cindy

cuteallison1980 said...

You are so very silly!  LOL  I hope you don't have Lupus, that is something you don't particularly need.  Luv ya!

Allison

slapinions said...

Very funny!

Dan

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