Saturday, January 5, 2008

Seeing the Doctor

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks,
"Where are you going?"


He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."


She says, "Why, are you sick?"


He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that
Viagra stuff."


Immediately the wife starts working and positioning
herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on
her coat.


He says, "Where the hell are you going"?


She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."


He says, "Why, what do you need?"


She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty
old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."



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5 comments:

misswings60 said...

omg!!! roflmao!!!!! that was ttooo funny.

cuteallison1980 said...

That is so silly!!  LOL

Allison

astoriasand said...

Haaaaaaaaaaa Thankyou for sharing that is an easy one to remember to pass on when I speak with family on the  telephone LOL!!.Take Care God Bless Kath
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imgr8phil said...

Very funny LOL.  Hope you will be having a nice Sunday.  Take care.

Phil

hugsdoodlewacky said...

(((((((((((((((LISA))))))))))))))))))Very funny,thanks for the laugh.Have a good Sunday.