Friday, December 28, 2007

Final Exam

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand".


 



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4 comments:

cherry2sweet2eat said...

lol i heard that one before but its still really funny.

psychfun said...

OMG! I can't believe any teacher would say that...if fact, despite the fact that the student brought up the topic they'd probably still report the prof! Ugh!

doclove64 said...

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kamdghwmw said...

that is a good one!
Kelli
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