One evening, while thinking I was being funny,
I said to my wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take an inch or 2
off of your butt!"!
My wife was not amused, and decided that she
simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning I took a pair of underwear out
of my drawer, "What is this?" I said to myself as a little dust cloud
appeared when I shook them out.
"Connie", I hollered into the bathroom,
"Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"