Monday, April 30, 2007

~ Department of Agriculture ~

An arrogant Department of Agriculture (DOA) representative

stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I need to

inspect your farm."



The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."



The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone, "I have

the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card?

I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."



So the old farmer went about his farm chores.



Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the DOA rep

running for the fence, and close behind was the farmer's

prize bull.



The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was

gaining at every step.



The old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"

5 comments:

my78novata said...

AH LOVE IT

kamdghwmw said...

I love it! now if only that happened in real life and I could see it!
Kelli
http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom

pharmolo said...

ROFLMAO, Lisa!

hugsdoodlewacky said...

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