A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since
she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this!!!)
God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
10 comments:
that IS funny. Love it.
love you too,lj
LOL, I loved it, so funny. ((((hugs)))))
Cindy
yup thats funny
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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sugar
ROFLMAO Thata so funny another one to put in my liile book for when i am in company .Thanx for the laugh.I needed it today.I hope you are feeling much better.Take Care God Bless.
Astoriasand http://journals.aol.co.uk/astoriasand/MYSIMPLERHYMES
That is so funny!
Kelli
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ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs Lisa
Oh that is tooo funny!!!! LOL is what I am doing..
Michele
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I did get a laugh out of this story. I know ladies who don't know what their hair color is they have hennaed it so long, but why stop now? Gerry
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