1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
sent to me by my great uncle.
4 comments:
you aint kidding on these
That is pretty funny! I bet our founding fathers would be rolling in their graves if they knew how this country was run these days! Also on the cows, that is pretty funny. Cows don't sneak in at night however. I wonder if we could put ear tags on illegal aliens? :) Linda
how true it is about the cows and illegals....my mom lives in AZ and just goes on and on about illegals.
Love,lisa jo
These were all ironically true to life. No need to ponder on these at all!
Jeanie xx
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