Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide
dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is
just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the
plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're all gonna die."
9 comments:
Oh no lol! I like that, Thanks for sharing :)
LMAO OMG!
A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one!
Oh! heehee hee ..love Jan xx
laughter is so good, have a great day. . . xo
LOL...thanks hon. Laughter is good for the soul, keeps one's heart singing.
Barb- http://journals.aol.com/barbpinion/HEYLETSTALK
That's GOOD!!! LOL!!!
Joann
Heard the one where the pilot walks out of the cockpit after a flight, wearing dark glasses, tapping his way down the aisle with a white stick and with a guidedog on a leash?
OMG! HA! Actually considering the 2 pilots who were asleep this isn't that funny! I wouldn't put it past them!
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