Sunday, November 11, 2007

A funny! LOL

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide
dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is
just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the
plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're all gonna die."


 



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9 comments:

ma24179 said...

Oh no lol! I like that, Thanks for sharing :)

cherry2sweet2eat said...

LMAO OMG!

malagutigrrl said...

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  That's a good one!

jeadie05 said...

Oh!  heehee hee ..love Jan xx

arlenes627 said...

laughter is so good, have a great day. . . xo

barbpinion said...

LOL...thanks hon. Laughter is good for the soul, keeps one's heart singing.
Barb- http://journals.aol.com/barbpinion/HEYLETSTALK

preciousone25 said...

That's GOOD!!!  LOL!!!

Joann

pharmolo said...

Heard the one where the pilot walks out of the cockpit after a flight, wearing dark glasses, tapping his way down the aisle with a white stick and with a guidedog on a leash?

psychfun said...

OMG! HA! Actually considering the 2 pilots who were asleep this isn't that funny! I wouldn't put it past them!