Sunday, November 25, 2007

If my body were a car........


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.



My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.



It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.


But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!


 


 



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6 comments:

sugarsweet056 said...

Heard this many times, even have it posted back in myarchives. LOL IT IS SOOO TRUE!!! But I doubt they'd take ME as a trade in, I'd have to take ME to the Junk Yard & get a few $ for scrap!!! LOL
Have a lovely Sunday!
Sugar

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((LISA)))))))))))))))))))))I also heard this.to funny,but true.HAve a nice week.

pharmolo said...

Very funny, Lisa, and actually closer to the mark than many of us may care to admit lol

ma24179 said...

Haha cute :)

mztishgray0726 said...

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mcknansmom said...

very cute!  
tina