Sunday, July 22, 2007

50 +


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ folks use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.





Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find good looking men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Where do 50+ folks look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ folks when shopping in antique stores?
A: "I remember these."



sent to me by my great uncle.



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12 comments:

hugsdoodlewacky said...

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sugarsweet056 said...

LOL.  :D
Sug

nightmaremom said...

thanks for the laugh this morning
hugs
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geocachelinda66 said...

Thats funny!  Linda

queeniemart said...

i liked these as always!
love,lisa

emabecmar said...

I needed a laugh today. TY. ((((((hugs)))))))
Cindy

psychfun said...

eh....but I also remember things in the antique malls now & I did 10 yrs ago.

lisa41076 said...

Lisa, those are too funny !!!!!!!!!!  Hugs Lisa

jonibooks1991 said...

These are great and so are the blonde jokes, I think alot of us needed a joke today.  Thanks, Joni

kamdghwmw said...

Those are funny, but I must brag that I am not there yet! LOL
Kelli
Http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom

sweetestsin52605 said...

haha those were cute!
Love ya

courageoscat06 said...

This is hilarious my grandma woul love it