Sunday, July 29, 2007

How to Photograph a New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from
muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on
puppy's nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your
head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,
"No, outside! No, outside!"

17. Clean up mess.

18. Fix a drink.

19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach
puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

I thought this was cute! :o) I got it here!





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8 comments:

lisa41076 said...

Awwwwww that's cute Lisa, Hugs Lisa

pharmolo said...

Lol that's very funny

loveladylisa1 said...

Too funny!
Lisa

sugarsweet056 said...

Yep, I always liked it. Have it in my Furr Babies journal archives.
Hugs. Sugar

nhd106 said...

Cute...and probably very true!

nancy

my78novata said...

cute funny but true

queeniemart said...

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY and TRUE!
XOOX lj

wwfbison said...

How cute!  I love the tag too.
Lisa
http://journals.aol.com/wwfbison/life-on-a-bison-farm