Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Humor


Gentle thoughts for today.



Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.


A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."


The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."


 


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11 comments:

nhd106 said...

Those are funny...and some very clever!
Nancy

queeniemart said...

love them all.
XO lj

my78novata said...

thiers that is good

sweetestsin52605 said...

hahahaha I especially like the last one! lol
Cute!
Love ya

sugarsweet056 said...

Love it! ROFLOL!
Sugar

emabecmar said...

Love it. And wow they are so true also. (((((((hugs)))))
Love,
Cindy

astoriasand said...

The first one is TOO TRUE living here at the coast with all the gulls .You have a polka dot  car every morning you wake. LOL!! Take Care God Bless have a lovely day Kath
astoriasand http://journals.aol.co.uk/astoriasand/MYSIMPLERHYMES

kamdghwmw said...

those are so true!
Kelli
http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom

loveladylisa1 said...

Too funny!  Thanks for sharing the chuckles and insights.
Lisa

wwfbison said...

These are great, I especially like "theirs" for the Irs.
Lisa
http://journals.aol.com/wwfbison/life-on-a-bison-farm

lisa41076 said...

Lisa, I love those !!!!!!!!! Hugs Lisa