A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know " crap"
sent to me by my great aunt. :o)
18 comments:
Oh yeah I love getting the uppeties lol
HA HA HA HA!!
That was cute!
LOL Lisa, that's a great put-down
LOL!!! I love it!!! :)
Theresa
That sounds like something one of my girls would have said when they were young and sassy like that. Too funny!
Nelishia
http://journals.aol.com/nelishianatl/WishingandHoping/
ROFPMSL this is one great funny joke.I must remember to tell my sister that on the phone tomorrow Lisa LOL!! Take Care God Bless KATH
astoriasand http://journals.aol.co.uk/astoriasand/MYSIMPLERHYMES
ROFLOL!!!!! Love it!
Sugar
These latest two entries are a hoot! Thanks for spreading the laughter!
Lisa
ha dat waz funny. can u plz check out ma blog. tinkz lyfe
cute.
XO lj
lol cute.
Lol. That was hilarious.
That is funny!
Kelli
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That was good. We had the experience of becoming friends with a high school girl coming home from Jamaica. She was so smart & helped us get through customs, etc. She knew so much. Never will I assume that someone is too young to know more than me again. She was a gem. Plus we had lots of fun talking through that 5 or 6 hr. flight! Merry
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LOL>
Take care, Chrissie
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LOL That was funny!
Hugs,
D
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