Saturday, February 2, 2008

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Girls Night Out


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"



That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"


 


 


Tampons


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons
and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would
be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.


 


 


Healthier


Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the
subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, "Women
have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.


"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last
time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is
healthier than ever!"


"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.


"Well, years ago, when we were younger, almost every night
before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." he answered.


"Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."


 


 



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5 comments:

labdancer51 said...

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kirkbyj05 said...

ROTFL!   These were hilarious Lisa....thanks for the 'iternal massage' LOl!  I haven't belly laughed in ages.
Hugs
Jeanie xxx

kirkbyj05 said...

That should read 'internal' not iternal....daft bat that I am!   Lol!
Love
Jeanie xxx

pharmolo said...

Hilarious, Lisa LMBO

cherry2sweet2eat said...

lol luv the Tampons one have a good day.