Monday, February 11, 2008

Why I Stay Home Nights

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he said. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said.

"Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're home or not."

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sugarsweet056 said...

An oldie, but goodie. LOL

ppavis said...

Love it!! Phyllis

swmpgrly said...

I love that