Friday, February 29, 2008

~A joke~

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,

faced the congregation, and said:


'I outlived the bitches.'

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momiscool2 said...

I always love your jokes!
The really do make me laugh out loud!

specialadyfink said...

Hee Hee-hey I had to highlight to read -too light of text on white background..
hope you're havun a good day.

zoepaul6968 said...

Glad to see you back hun,sorry i havent been about my comp died,welcome back all beit belated,zoe xx

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