Tuesday, March 27, 2007

~Funnies!~


~Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


~What disease did cured ham actually have?


~How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


~Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


~Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


~Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


~Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


~Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural


~Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


~If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


~Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


~If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


~If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


~Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


~Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


~Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


~Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?


10 comments:

kamdghwmw said...

Those are some good questions! I so wish I knew the answers to some of those.
Kelli
http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom

pharmolo said...

Why is the plural of louse - lice, and the plural of mouse - mice, but the plural of house is NOT hice??!

jmoqueen said...

LOL they are really good and I sung the songs LOL ;-)

Jenny

http://journals.aol.co.uk/jmoqueen/MyLife

my78novata said...

needed that laugh

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toonguykc said...

I have wondered about that toaster thing myself.  On almost every toaster I've ever owned -- if you go much past the middle setting the bread is going to be blackened!!

Russ

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lisa41076 said...

Lisa, those are great !!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the chuckle, Hugs Lisa

sweetestsin52605 said...

haha that made me think! lol..night and I love u and hope u get SOME sleep tonight! GRR!

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