Saturday, August 25, 2007

Little Johnny....!

 LITTLE  JOHNNY  STRIKES  AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
 
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating".
 
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
and I was "fascinated.
 
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate."
 
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was
no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
 
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
Boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
 
The teacher sat down and cried.

 


 



 


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13 comments:

my78novata said...

awwwwwww

emabecmar said...

gotta love lil johnny, lol. (((((hugs)))))))
Love,
Cindy

sugarsweet056 said...

heheh LOL!
Sugar

lisa41076 said...

ROFL, lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs Lisa

barbpinion said...

LOL
Barb- http://journals.aol.com/barbpinion/HEYLETSTALK

lanurseprn said...

LMAO Thanks for the laugh!
Pam

motoxmom72 said...

ROFLMAO!!!! thanks for sharing!
Hugs,
Gina

thegirlnexdoor77 said...

Boy that little Johnny is good...LOL..thanks for the smile!  Have a good weekend!  Hugs,TerryAnn

queeniemart said...

Johnny is my kind of kid!
LOVE,lisa

kamdghwmw said...

I love the little Johny Jokes! I was so him was I was little!
Kelli
http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom

wwfbison said...

Little Johnny is a witty one!  Cute.
Lisa

heavenlybama said...

ROFLOLOL  This was a good one!
Hugs,
D

helmswondermom said...

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