Saturday, August 26, 2006


* Accept tha t some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well.  Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,
some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

" A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


stevietwain said...

Awesome...I learned a lot from this entry!

Lv Stevie

my78novata said...

ah been the statue for a while now

kamdghwmw said...

I must agree that some mistakes are fun! Like when we kept breaking into that building and we did finally get cought! LOL That was fun!!

astra1547 said...

love this entry...have a great weekend


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lisa41076 said...

Lisa, what a great entry !!!!!!!!!! Hope you are feeling better, Hugs Lisa

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