Sunday, June 24, 2007

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10



No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)



On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10



WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7



The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8



And The #1 Response Was...
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10



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11 comments:

emabecmar said...

LOL, very cute. My Dad chose my husband. Guess he had good taste cause Jim and I been married over 28 years, lol. ((((((hugs))))))
Cindy

queeniemart said...

funny...love all your funnies..those little boys are really cute when they say things!
XOOOX lj

pharmolo said...

Good laugh, Lisa, thanks for sharing

hugsdoodlewacky said...

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geocachelinda66 said...

Those kids are rather insightful aren't they?  My big problem is finding someone to marry!  Linda

loveladylisa1 said...

I just love the world through a child eyes, too funny!
Lisa

glensfork4 said...

Kids just make it sound so simple don't they.....very cute.

Michele

nightmaremom said...

LOL love this.. very cute and simple :)
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sweetestsin52605 said...

HAHAHA funny!! So cute!
Love ya

lisa41076 said...

Awwwwwww that is too cute !!!!!!!!! Hugs Lisa

dca721 said...

Hey Lisa,
Seems to me in my experience that that piece of paper always changes things.
Haven't had much luck with marriage.
I hate to admit but I have been married 3 times... :(
Love,
Donna