Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Joke!

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHHAHA LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ROFPMSL what are you like LISA, just the tonic I needed once again.Are you a mind reader by any chance LOL!! I think I'll get some of those emergancy flashers. Haaaaaaaaaaaa.You are a one LOL!! Take Care God Bless.Kath
Astoriasand http://journals.aol.co.uk/astoriasand/MYSIMPLERHYMES

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, I loved this. LMAO ((((((((Hugs))))))))))
Cindy

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