Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Mirror....! :o)

There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*



Blonde Cousin Ellie is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed
up. When she got married, her husband bought her one of those fancy,
electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.

Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug
it in, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.

A few weeks later, Ellie was back in the store, and Riley asked her how
she like the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" she replied. "However, there IS one thing I don't understand.
Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"

                          ( I have often wondered that, myself)...hmmmmm M.



emabecmar said...

LMAO, love this. (((((((hugs)))))))

lisa41076 said...

OMG, lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs Lisa

astoriasand said...

LOL!! I'm supposed to be cooking tea right now.I will never get the tea cooked at this rate Haaaaaaa.!Oh ! I will tell parner, I went to bed as thats what the new coffee machine instructions said Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Take Care God Bless Kath

my78novata said...

love thos4e

millieukgirl said...

thanks for the chuckle - they were funny!

Millie :)

layla44808 said...

I don't know where you get your jokes, but they sure do keep me laughing..
Thanks, Sheri

kamdghwmw said...

those are good!

acoward15 said...

It reminds me of an alarm clock that I have. Every time it goes off, you reach out to turn it off and it pour boiling coffee all over your arm. Very refreshing and never fails to wake you.

pharmolo said...

Good ones, Lisa lol

loveladylisa1 said...

Thanks for sharing the jokes.

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bittywitchway said...

lisa, these are some really good jokes i needed something to laugh about so thank you for cheering me up.

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