Wednesday, May 23, 2007

A Joke! LOL

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were

Once upon a time

in a land far away,


a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess


happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.


The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry

and set up housekeeping in your castle


with my mother,


where you can prepare my meals,


clean my clothes, bear my children,


and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "

That night,

as the princess dined sumptuously

on lightly sauteed frog legs

seasoned in a white wine

and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't freakin thinkso.


my78novata said...

I lovet hat I dont freakin gthink so

kamdghwmw said...

how true that is

chat2missie said...


psychfun said...

I saw this before & I love it but you know at my age & not married yet I might just make a different decision now. HA!