Wednesday, May 23, 2007

A Joke! LOL

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
little:


Once upon a time
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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.


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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin thinkso.

4 comments:

my78novata said...

I lovet hat I dont freakin gthink so

kamdghwmw said...

how true that is
Kelli
http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom

chat2missie said...

h

psychfun said...

I saw this before & I love it but you know at my age & not married yet I might just make a different decision now. HA!