Friday, May 4, 2007

~ On-board flight conversation ~

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard
that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow
passenger.


'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?''Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear
power?''OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But
let
me ask you a question first.


A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?'


The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified
to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know crap?'


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5 comments:

my78novata said...

yes I have always loved that one

rolandraymond said...

i just came in by accident.   i like your blog.  i dont take life for granted, for myself i am a senior that take care of my son with autism and other disabilities for seven years now since wife has passed away.  He is my life and his recognition is when he wake up in the morning calls me his pal and give me a hug.  thanks for your work it is very nice and warm

astoriasand said...

ROFPMSL What more can  Isay LOL!!Thanx for the laugh Kath
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nhd106 said...

oooh...what a good one...I just may use this on some Know-it-alls sometime!

Nancy

kamdghwmw said...

oh that is so true!
Kelli
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