Friday, May 18, 2007

Jokes!

The doctor's office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving at his usual snail's pace. After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking toward the door. "Where are you going?" the recptionist called out. "Well," he said, "I figured I'd go home and die a natural death."


 


 


What does it mean when you find a bear with a wet nose?


 


It means you're too close to the bear!


 


I know I've gained too much weight. I was sitting in my living room last week, and my surround sound wouldn't work!


 


The post office came out with something called the Forever Stamp. It's 41 cents, and your mail takes forever!


 


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA HA I like these. Especially the first one!  Hope you're feeling well today.
Pam

Anonymous said...

I could not believe how expensive stamps are getting! I am glad that I am starting to pay my bills on line.
Kelli
http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom

Anonymous said...

have a good weekend:)

Deb

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

thakns for the laughs

Anonymous said...

LOL, Loved this. ((((((hugs)))))
Cindy

Anonymous said...

I love the last two especially! Big laughs!

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My new one:

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Anonymous said...

I love the last two especially! Big laughs!

http://journals.aol.com/psychfun/MeThinksTooMuch/

My new one:

http://journals.aol.com/psychfun/somethingelsetothinkabout/