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Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

Wife:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband:
"Definitely not!"

Wife:
"Why not? Don't you like being married?"

Husband:
"Of course I do."

Wife:
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Husband:
"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

Wife:
"You would?" (with a hurt look)

Husband:
(makes audible groan)

Wife:
"Would you live in our house?"

Husband:
"Sure, it's a great house."

Wife:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband:
"Where else would we sleep?"

Wife:
"Would you let her drive my Lexus?"

Husband:
"Probably, it is almost new."
 
Wife:
"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Husband:
"That would seem like the proper thing to do"

Wife:
"Would you give her my jewelry?"

Husband:
"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

Wife:
"Would you take her golfing with you?

Husband:
"Yes, those are always good times."

Wife:
"Would she use my clubs?

Husband:
"No, she's left-handed."

Wife:
-- silence --

Husband:
"Oops!!!!!!!!! "

 

sent to me from my great aunt! Lo)

 

 

Tags: Humor, Joke, Laugh!