Friday, October 26, 2007

Something funny!





GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER


1. Sag, you're It.


2. Hide and go pee.


3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.


4. Kick the bucket


5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.


6. Musical recliners.


7. Simon says something incoherent.


8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy


SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :


1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.


2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.


3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.


OLD IS WHEN:


1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.


4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.


5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!


Thoughts for the weekend:


1. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?


2. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


3. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!


3. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


But Most Of All, Remember.......


A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!



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8 comments:

my78novata said...

oh my

sugarsweet056 said...

hehehe
Sug

kuhlhiggins said...

Very true. Ha.
Kat

malagutigrrl said...

You're journal is one of the best.  You give me a laugh when I need one, inspiration when I need it, and all your latest news.  AND you're a great friend besides!

sweetestsin52605 said...

haha these are funny! this will be you in a couple of years. haha

buggieboo1 said...

LOL that was funny!

~make it a great day!~
         Sharon
http://journals.aol.com/buggieboo1/ImASurvivor/

chat2missie said...

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tampa0503 said...

LOL...and I really like the one about 'friends'.

Bethe